What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!

- rubber balls and liquor! 

Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop 

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward. 

Red Buick, blue Buick

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

He threw three balls. 

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

We're real rear wheels.

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch. 

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel 

if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

He threw three free throws.

Fresh French fried fly fritters

Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...

I was born on a pirate ship.

2 Y's U R.
2 Y's U B.
I C U R.
2 Y's 4 me!

Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.

Eddie edited it.

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full! 

As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

I'm not the fig plucker,
I'm the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck your figs
till the fig plucker comes.

A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

Thin grippy thick slippery.

There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,
and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. 

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understandd and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

She sees cheese.

Brent Spence Bridge
Clay Wade Bailey Bridge

There those thousand thinkers were thinking
where did those other three thieves go through

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

What a to do to die today
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say
But I harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.

Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...

A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.

I know a boy named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.

I saw a saw in Arkansas,
that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw
that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
let me see your saw.

The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

Real weird rear wheels

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us

Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.

Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.

Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.

Two to two to Toulouse?

Swatch watch

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood

I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a saw cutter and I cut socks.

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

.We won, we won, we won, we won, ..

Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.

How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!

How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.

A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue

How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can. 

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,
As great'st does least.

Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread. 

She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz. 

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

 Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter. 

Mummies make money.

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.

A black bloke's back brake-block broke.

This is a zither.

Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

Really leery, rarely Larry.

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree. 

Her whole right hand really hurts.

Aluminum lineoleum, aluminum lineoleum, aluminum lineoleum

Come, come,
Stay calm, stay calm,
No need for alarm,
It only hums,
It doesn't harm.

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

Red blood, green blood

I'm a sheet slitter.
I slit sheets.
I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets.

Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran. 

Busy buzzing bumble bees.

A lump of red leather, a red leather lump

Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.

I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.

A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
"Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"
"No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"

I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's gone.

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
All day long she sits and shines,
all day long she shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits.
Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

Preshrunk silk shirts

Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.

Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Peggy Babcock

A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

A bloke's bike back brake block broke.

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter. 

How much dope could a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke dope?

How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood

No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.

Freshly fried fresh flesh

There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.

Swan swam over the sea.
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum swan!

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore;

The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

You know New York.
You need New York.
You know you need unique New York.

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

She slits the sheet she sits on.

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. 

A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists. 

Red lolly, yellow lolly.
am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
in the front of her country cut pettycoat. 

Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval. 

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Great gray goats

Whether the weather be fine
or whether be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
whether we like it or not.

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

One smart man, he felt smart.
Two smart men, they both felt smart.
Three smart men, they all felt smart.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. 

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? 

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young sister Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. 

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. 

What a to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. 

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

She sees seas slapping shores.

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.

She brews a proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot.

Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

A smart fella, a fella smart.
It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. 

She is a thistle sifter. She has a seive of unsifted thistles and a seive of sifted thistles and the seive of unsifted thistles she sifts into the seive of sifted thistles because she is a thistle sifter. 

Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts. 

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,was he? 

Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

Mallory's hourly salary.

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned.
So what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee".
Said the flea, "Let us fly".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue. 

King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb? 

Five fat friars frying flat fish. 

Dust is a disks worst enemy.

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Three free throws.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Knapsack straps.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Inchworms itching.

The myth of Miss Muffet.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Vincent vowed vengence very vehemently.

Cheap ship trip.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Lovely lemon liniment.

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

The boot black bought the black boot back.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Moose noshing much mush.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Six short slow shepherds.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
Shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Peggy Babcock.

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

What a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Thieves seize skis.

Chop shops stock chops.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks, for shoes and socks shock Susan.

The blue bluebird blinks.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

The seething seas ceaseth and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Ed had edited it.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

Pacific Lithograph.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Preshrunk silk shirts

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade, with bloody, blameful blade, he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Are our oars oak?

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

The epitome of femininity.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Please pay promptly.

On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Pick a partner and practice passing, for if you pass proficiently, perhaps you'll play professionally.

Two toads, totally tired.

The sawingest saw I ever saw was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Strange strategic statistics.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- but Nott.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
that they quarreled, I'm told
o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump thunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. 

I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig pluckers' son,
but I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

Sweater weather, leather weather.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue. 

Six smart fellows felt smart.

The big black bug's blood ran blue.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not? 

We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.

f a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

f your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. 

Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? 

A Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?" 

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. 

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck as much wood
as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill. 

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t?
He'd sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could
If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t! 

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much. 

She sells sea shells on the seashore.
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure. 

A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.

There was a young man called Fisher
who was fishing for fish in a fissure.
Then a cod with a grin
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're searching the fissure for Fisher. 

Slick slim slippers sliding south

The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police. 

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail. 

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough. 

People pledging plenty of pennies.

Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.
But do not buy too big a toboggan!
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan. 

Switch watch, wrist watch.

Six thick thistle sticks.

Black bug's blood

Moses supposes his toes are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously,
for nobody's toes are posies of roses,
as Moses supposes his toes to be. 

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Irish wristwatch

She had shoulder surgery.

To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.

Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?

Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she's mad! 

I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you?

real rear wheel

Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape tip-top sock.

The cow flies at midnight ... while holding a wooden spoon. 

National Sheepshire Sheep Association

The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.

Triple Dickle

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio.

Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

R